"Barely Breathing" - Duncan Sheik, 1996
Kids can be sometimes be a little scary. Apparently, British children are especially dangerous.
Case in point - a serious warning that we received from department store chain Marks & Spencer on Sunday.
John and I spent part of Sunday afternoon in Oxford, shopping for some new clothes for him. Marks & Spencer was our starting point, and we found a lot of good things there.
When we took some clothing up to the counter to pay, the clerk got a plastic shopping bag ready for us. Here's what it looks like...
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Nothing special there, at first glance. It looks pretty much like you'd expect any shopping bag to look, anywhere in the world. However, if you look a bit closer at what's written on the very bottom of the bag, you'll see the really sinister warning about what British children do to adults here...
I don't know about you, but I'll be more careful in the future when I see British children. I'd like to keep breathing.