"That's Amore" - Dean Martin, 1953
To celebrate the fact that it's Friday, how about a really off-the-wall news item.
I've read some strange news stories before. But few are stranger than the one about the man who was pleasuring himself in a jar of pasta, in his car, when caught by police.
Note the following items that police found in the man's car (besides the jar of pasta): pornography, women's stockings and a homemade sex aid. They also found a Jack Russell terrier.
I just hope the poor doggie isn't being charged as an accomplice.
Have a great weekend, everybody!