"There's A Hole In My Bed" - Nigel Dick, 1998
I'm sure I'm not the only one who receives spam written in some really badly-worded English.
I just got one in my email here at work that made me laugh out loud at the image it suggests. Here's what I received...verbatim.
Feeling down about fall-through in bed? Get up now! Leave unnecessary experience behind! your relief is almoust there! Excellence is just an instant way!
Now if any of you would like to go to the site being advertised by the email, I'd be happy to send you the link. Personally, there's no way I would dare to click on it myself...especially here at work!